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ride free

"Motorcycle Man"
written & performed by The RipTones
of Chicago (frequently known to visit Texas)
(didn't write this....Author Unknown....)
Ya might be a Yuppie if....
...yer trailer has more miles on it than yer scoot...
...ya ever stopped 30 miles outside of Sturgis ta unload yer
  scoot an ride in...
...yu've doubled the weight of yer scoot with bolt-on chrome...
...yu've never kick-started a scooter before...
...ya refer to yer scoot as yer 'toy'...
...the last time ya went to the Harley dealer, ya came home          with golfballs & a toilet seat...
...yer Harley shirt has a collar...
...ya take yer scooter in for an oil change...
...it ain't fun ta ride unless someone sees ya...
...ya won't ride unless it's a group ride...
...when ya buy yer scooter, ya start callin' everyone 'bro'...
...ya worry 'bout what bikers are sposed to look like...
...other people that ya call bikers.. SCARE you....   
...ya try ta act like the bikers you saw on the tv...
...ya never been in a fight with more than one of anything...
...yer boots cost more than yu've spent on gas in 2 months...
...yer scoot won't start, an yer first thought is how ta get it      to the shop...
maybe keep this in mind...
happy trailerin' ...
First off, I'd like to say this ...
There's alot of good folks out there who discover that bikers and the way of life is somethin they respect.
They start buildin a Harley of their own an slowly start buildin trust an loyalties along the way. They don't just
start buyin an wearin Harley shirts that they haven't earned yet. They don't drop alot of names to ride on respect
they never earned ... (never works anyway).  To these people I say that ya found the best family there is,
and will get back all that ya give.. respect, loyalty, a hand up when ya need it... But then there's Yuppies...sadly
....an personally, I think if ya ever had to tell anyone yer a 'Biker' cause ya was worried they might not notice....
then yer not about shit. And I never  heard a brother goin round tellin strangers (mostly the ladies)
he has a Harley.... in his buddy's Mother's friend's garage. An lastly, did ya ever ask a Yuppie  who was
SITin' on a really fine Hawg..."what model did ya say she was...?"  (one of them questions you ask sometimes just
to make sure who yer talkin to..) An he just looks right at ya (stupid grin an' all..) an says..." it's a Harley, man" 
Yep...if it walks like a duck! Sometimes ya gotta just shake yer head an walk away.
To the  last Yuppie I ran into who was tryin real hard to impress me....ya really need ta hang onto that '66 Knuck
ya say ya got ...specially since they quit makin 'em in '47...  as a matter of fact, this page is in yer honor -
                                         ~Suds
an' regardless of what you'v heard
about chrome gettin' ya laid... ?
it still won't get ya home

Now, let me hear ya say ...
"I will not pretend to be something that I'm not"
failure to do so could result in loss of all
  AAA rescue numbers from yer cellphone...
and...
  ready to head out ...? 
       oops...
                   Disclaimer...
  ...if this page hurt yer feelins'
      then ya must be a Yuppie..
         an' who ya gonna tell

... and one more small detail
  ok everyone
        lock & load up !
click here...
!
  P.S. ................
  this has been a 'jest fer fun ' page .......... so nobody call me later